*At Daphne's dance recital: After seeing the two year old ballerinas exit and the teenage ballerinas come onstage- "Whoa- those are some big ones!"
*Expressed to me, quite loudly, after using the restroom at Noodles & Company- " I went into the girl's room, Mom, because the boy's room really smelled BAD!"
*Mom: "Stop teasing Will with that toy or I am going to make you give that to him."
Mason: (With every ounce of attitude he could muster) " I am just playing with him Mom, that's what boys do."